TheFatNurse saw this ad over the weekend. Apparently the key to a successful life is to avoid eating fat…according to Apple. Le sigh.
Siri: Try and be nice to people. Avoid eating fat. Read a good book every now and then. Get some walking in. And try to live together in peace and harmony with people of all creeds and nations.
Malkovich: That’s pretty spectacular advice, actually. Thank you. I enjoyed this chat immensely. You are very eloquent.
Siri: That’s nice of you to say.